But look, since you're reading this, probably you want to know who I am before leaving me your email (which makes sense), you’re looking for something to complain about or use against me later (fair enough) or you're setting up your own business and you don't even know where to start with the legal texts (go ahead).
Here's what you need.
Impressum this is where I prove I exist. German law enjoys this sort of thing. If you want to send me hate mail or a box of chocolates, the address is in the link.
Privacy Policy what happens when you give me your email, contact me, or use this site. Where the data goes, who processes it, and how to make it leave.
Cookie Policy what your browser stores while you’re here. Short version, almost nothing. Long version in the link.
Disclaimer what this material is, what it isn’t, and what happens if you confuse one with the other. This is the "Don't be an idiot" clause. Read it.
Are you done? Do you have what you were looking for? Great. Now get out of here and do something productive.
Last updated: June 2, 2026